Today is November 18 -- a little bit over a week from Thanksgiving -- and already I'm sick of Christmas. The stores are running their Christmas adds non-stop on TV. I just checked, but they haven't started playing the music on the radio yet. I hate the fact that I have to be subjected to this shit every time I go out in public this time of year.
I would also mention the "War on Christmas" asshats, but I just don't have the time nor the energy. All I will say is that I'm not Christian, so don't make me suffer more than I already am. Put it this way, if I'm in the mall and I hear the tenth version of "Jingle Bells" in the space of one hour, I'm probably already in a homicidal mood. Say "Merry Christmas" to me and you might lose an eye.
I was going to save this for Thanksgiving, but I'm going to put up my new Holiday play list up either today or tomorrow. As a fair warning, half the songs are funny (some of them parodies of the songs I hate most) and some capture the true spirit of the season -- so depressing you want to slit your wrists. Oh and Song #9 is by The Killers, for another fair warning.
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